Miss Auricomous Melomaniac Kelly Pyper is a wonderfully amazing person. Just this year we have started to make up our own language, worked on English essays and our own stories together, made creative food decisions, dreamed about each other in odd settings, and many other things. I cannot remember a single conversation with her in which I did not at least chuckle a little bit, if not explode into sidesplitting peals laughter for several minutes, pausing only to gasp for breath occasionally. Kelly has taught me many things over the four years I've known her, such as how to play the flute, how to draw an awesome and adorable cow, how to not fail when serving a volleyball, how to fold a giant origami crane out of four sheets of butcher paper, how to be a solicitous solicitor, and how to put a "chicken wrap" on a sprained ankle. As cool as all those things are, however, the greatest thing Kelly has taught me is how to be an awesome and ridiculously fun to be with friend. Or "fiend", as the case may be.
Sinceriously,
Bolivia Clifford the Grewat
